@aeroware/css.db

JSON databases suck ass.

Usage no npm install needed!

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  import aerowareCssDb from 'https://cdn.skypack.dev/@aeroware/css.db';
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README

css.db

JSON databases suck ass.

BSON databases suck even worse ass.

Introducing the new, revolutionary,

CSSDatabase

for all your persistent storage needs.

Installation

Using chad npm:

$ npm i --save @aeroware/css.db

Using yarn:

$ yarn add @aeroware/css.db

Using your mom:

me: mom can i have mongoose?
mom: no we already have mongoose
at home: this crazy shit

Usage

To use this amazing database, simply create a new instance:

import CSSDatabase from "@aeoware/css.db";

const db = new CSSDatabase();

Features

  • Schemas for type validation
  • Extremely slow
  • Synchronous

Documentation

no.

If you enjoyed this project, please either check out our other databases:

or check out our more serious projects:

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