JSON databases suck ass.
BSON databases suck even worse ass.
Introducing the new, revolutionary,
for all your persistent storage needs.
Using chad npm:
$ npm i --save @aeroware/css.db
$ yarn add @aeroware/css.db
Using your mom:
me: mom can i have mongoose? mom: no we already have mongoose at home: this crazy shit
To use this amazing database, simply create a new instance:
import CSSDatabase from "@aeoware/css.db"; const db = new CSSDatabase();
- Schemas for type validation
- Extremely slow
If you enjoyed this project, please either check out our other databases:
or check out our more serious projects:
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